March 28, 2010
Posted by mike
Good (Marketing)
Dog food. Dog Chow. IAMS. Kibble. Natural Choice. You can buy a 50lb bag of dog food for Spot. You can even buy organic dog mush for your refined friend. Shelly, Patrick, and I were getting ready to lead worship at a camp, and of course, the topic of dog food came up. Does your dog really know the difference between doggy mush and the rest of your pork chops?
Then, we really started thinking. Back in the day (like the day, like when they roamed in packs), what did dogs eat? They were no Lowes Foods. OR PETCO. There was this:
That’s right. White fang. Now, I know White Fang was a wolf and not a dog, but I think (deep down) he wanted to be a dog. MAN’S BEST FRIEND. Why is a dog man’s best friend? Friends are loyal. They protect you. They look out for your best interests. Like, say for example, when you’re about to spend $50 on a 50lb bag of dog food. Scruffy is there for you, telling you that dog food is just a marketing scam.
AND we’ve all bought it. Organic dog food? Seriously?
So, here’s to giving man’s best friend what is really good for him…
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