jason gets 3 imaginary points for his phat rhymes, but then loses 5 points for arguing with the decision from round 1.  I don’t like to penalize, but what sort of message would I send if I don’t?

neil gets 5 imaginary points for his first ever haiku, and adds 1 point to that for pleading mercy from the judge.  oh the spiritual implications here…

tom gets 2 points for intimidating everyone.

dustin is also DQ’d from round 2 for arguing, and for not submitting.

shelly gets 3 imaginary points for releasing “a Hymn project” in a few weeks.

so the winner is…Daniel for not entering a terrible haiku. Trust me, we all win when we don’t have to read his lame excuse for a haiku.

Round 3:  the cosby show.  this classic show has made it’s way back into my life…which means it should make its way into yours…haikus…ready go.

:: oh to dance like bill ::

:: he is yelling all the time ::

:: “no, child! you cannot! ::