February 27, 2010
Posted by mike
The Winter Olympics are in session, which really means one thing: Curling. Yep, the sport (?) that we have all come to love. Curling is somewhere between bowling and darts. And Billiards. And Air Hockey. And Golf. And Hockey. and House Cleaning. To celebrate Canada’s gold medal in curling, I’ve decided to bring back the [...]
November 27, 2009
Posted by mike
Thanks to everyone who entered their poetic masterpieces. I have to say that eating a Thanksgiving meal with “Do You Hear What I Hear?” on in the background is a little weird. So, anyone who mentioned that it’s weird to hear Christmas music in Thanksgiving already has 1 imaginary point. The talent in this competition [...]
November 20, 2009
Posted by mike
Some of you may remember the good ol’ fashioned haiku wars that I hosted last year around this time. Call this Haiku War 09. Or Haiku II. Actually, call it whatever you like, all I care is that you give a good effort. Remember: the basic rules for a haiku (on this blog) are a [...]
November 10, 2008
Posted by mike
So the judging for this round was quite a bit easier as many of you were too intimidated to enter. So the results are as follows… jason gets 3 imaginary points for his phat rhymes, but then loses 5 points for arguing with the decision from round 1. I don’t like to penalize, but what [...]
October 29, 2008
Posted by mike
You’ve all waited so patiently…well most of you. (except Jason – who gets props (whatever those are) for submitting more than one entry) Before I announce the winner of round 1, I must make mention of a few noteworthy elements from round 1. First of all, Tom gets imaginary points for taking the haiku contest [...]
